My love affair with a green kitchen aid mixer

OK so this is a poem written by my friend Katie. Its a true story. Yes i indeed did fall in love with a green mixer. Lol And this is the sad tale. So enjoy! :D

I was alone, none to hold was beside me. In dark nights I would cry, my drooped arms were empty. My mixer had lately been making me feel sad, It was mixing for others, and my heart was beginning to break badly.I had given up hope, I would never love deeply. Till that day in Williams Sonoma my eye was caught rightlyCaught on the cord, the color, the stamina, of a green figure I saw in the window area. I gazed on it's beauty, it's brightest, it's color, with it's dark lime green cover and super speed exceller. There was none to compare to this beautiful mixer, not the rolling pin, the pots, or the pans and strainers. I was hooked, love at first sight, I couldn't be restrained! I was pulled away quickly, my eyes had too long lingered. You're mixer will be suspicious, they all tried to warn me, but at that point I didn't care if my mixer disarmed me, I was in love with the new mixer, the one in the window. But alas, they pulled me away, never to see my true love again for a day. I dream about him as I mix cookies and cakes and pies, I tell my old mixer I love him, but I really lie, because that green mixer is the only one for me. He is that way and always will be. When my mixer breaks and I become a widow, I'll still dream of that mixer in the window.